John the Mighty: The Tale Continues

Porcupine Tree’s Trains blared as this author suddenly found himself thinking about John the Mighty, a being of incredible power and evil, the character perhaps serving as a caricature as this author’s most notable characteristics. The manuscripts documenting John’s adventures are "John the Mighty" and "To Sir With Love II: Sir’s Revenge," but as many fans may suspect, John’s adventures are far more varied and interesting than those found on this author’s googlepage.

The following are facts concerning John that the publicly available short stories have not revealed.
• John’s Ultimate Destiny™ involves killing.
• John’s favourite film is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Commando
• John’s favourite band is Manowar
• John is able to do complex algebra in his head. He once used this ability to the Evil Lord Yakakoza.

At the moment, the manuscripts documenting John’s incredible journey and his Ultimate Destiny™ are scarce. When this author discovers the missing pieces of John’s chronicles he will publish them as quickly as possible, and then, perhaps, we will understand the purpose of John’s inhuman power and merciless evil.

At the moment, it is unclear whether the character Sir is an enemy of John, or merely an obstacle in his path. From the “To Sir With Love” short story, we can see that Sir is a man of incredible good and persistent modesty. Fans have most likely come to realise that the contrast between Sir and John may not be coincidental.

At the moment we are left wondering: who is John, where did he come from, and what is his Ultimate Destiny™? The author will continue to scour the earth for the remaining manuscripts, and with any luck we will know the answer to these three questions within this lifetime.

KNIGHT OUT!